民事法庭 佛罗里达州 罗德岱堡
以儿童福利 Always considering the best interest, welfare...
为前提的考量之下 ...and well-being of the child.
你有权探视女儿 Therefore, you may make visitation to you daughter...
每两周一次 加上耶诞夜 ...every other week and on Christmas Eve...
当然还包括复活节 可以穿可爱的复活节衣服 ...and on Easter Sunday, wearing your pretty Easter outfits.
庭上 我前夫不只嗑药还是个贼 Your honor, my ex-husband is addicted to pills and he's a thief!
因为他的犯罪前科 害我丢了联邦调查局的秘书工作 Because of his arrest record, I lost my job as a secretary for the FBI.
他是我见过最好的 高中美式足球殿卫 He was the finest high-school tailback I ever saw.
当然 他犯了些小错 Of course he's had his run-ins with the law, but he's...
不过他已经与当局达成协议 ...made his accommodations with the authorities.
庭上 当个线人不足以证明 Being an informer for the Dade County vice squad...
他有能力扶养一个七岁小孩 ...hardly qualifies him to raise a seven-year-old!
一个失业的母亲也没能力 Neither does being a mother without a job!
但我是因为他才失业！ But I lost it because of him!
小姐 Little lady...
我的判决已定 ...my decision is final.
下一个案子 Next case.
片名：脱衣舞娘
秃鹰俱乐部
大人物来了 The big man's here!
-她何时上台？-快了 杰利 - When does she go on? -Pretty soon, Jerry.
-各位男士 欢迎到秃鹰俱乐部 -谢谢 - Welcome to Eager Beaver, gentlemen. - Thank you.
停近一点 Keep it close.
-要非常近 -没问题 - Keep it very close. - You got it.
最后一站了 好吗？ Last stop, okay?
-怎么样 议员？-泡马子罗 - What do you say, congressman? - Poontang.
夜色尚早又美好 The night is young and full of promise, my boy.
很好！ Great.
这是最后一家了 我跟老婆说… Now look, this has to be the last one. Now I told--
算了吧！明天要彩排婚礼 Come on! We got a rehearsal tomorrow.
梅丽莎以为我在教堂 如果她打电话找我怎么办？ Melissa thinks I'm in temple. What if she calls?
小摩妮 艾琳葛兰特
来自罗德岱堡的传奇双塔 We've got the legendary twin temples from Fort Lauderdale.
尤伯娜小姐表演完了 Miss Urbana Sprawl wrapping up on the great stage.
这里很棒吧 艾伯？ Nice spot, isn't it, Erb?
非常令人振奋 It's very uplifting, sir.
-今天也是要矿泉水加柠檬吗？-是的 - The usual Evian with lime? - Please.
从法国巴黎来的 From Paris, France...
掌声欢迎美丽的小摩妮 ...put it together for the fabulous Monique, Jr!
天啊 我爱你！ Oh, my God. I love you!
天啊 Oh, man.
我恨死那首歌了 That song is killing me!
要是不多动动 你的咪咪可是会下垂的 Those babies gonna wind up in traction, you don't play some ballads.
天啊 冷死我了 God, it's freezing!
这里简直可以冷藏鲜肉了 事实上 这里的确有肉 They could store meat in here. In fact, they do store meat in here.
不 我打了一整天 No, I've been trying all day!
你确定吗？ Are you positive?
不 谢了 No, thank you.
-联络不到她？-达洛的电话不通 - Can't reach her? - Darrell's phone's out of order.
他一定又换了个狗窝住 I just know he's moved with her again to some new dump.
天啊 真是恶梦一场 God, what a nightmare!
他载着她到处跑、喝酒、嗑药 He drives around with her in that van. Drinking, taking pills....
我敢说他肯定忘了帮她系安全带 He doesn't even think about putting a seat belt on her.
他是个人渣 撑着点 He's a dirtbag! You hang in there, honey.
别放弃 你早晚会接回安琪拉 You'll get Angela back.
法官会了解的 一定会 That judge will see the light.
我打包票 代价可不小 It's expensive light, I'll tell you that.
上诉就要花一万五 It's gonna cost me $15,000 for this appeal.
叫我怎么在六星期内赚这些钱？ Is there even a chance I can make that in six weeks?
你只好不分昼夜地跳 看有没有阿拉伯酋长看上你 You'll have to dance day and night and hope some Arab sheik shows up.
我真的爱你们 不过出庭时 我不能再做这份工作 I love you, girls, I do. But I can't work here when I go back to court.
〝庭上 我找到工作了 在秃鹰俱乐部工作〞 "Your honor, I found a new job. I'm working at the Eager Beaver."
这是份正当职业 不用觉得丢脸 It's honest work. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
我知道 你知道 法官可不知道 I know that and you know that. But the judge won't.
他不会的 Not him.
天啊 我现在出场前还是觉得紧张 God, I still get nauseous before I have to go out there.
你会习惯的 You'll get over it.
是吗？真无法想像 Really? I can't imagine that.
玩得愉快吗？ You guys having a good time?
我们幸运的小子！ Here's the lucky guy!
你们来对地方了 摩妮！ You've come to the right place. Monique!
看看这些帅哥！ Look at these hunks!
我们是来狂欢的！ We're having a party!
注意那些单身汉 Keep an eye on them bachelors.
他们看起来很棘手 They look like real trouble.
耶！ Yeah!
大家坐好罗 因为好戏要上场了 It's time to strap yourselves in because you are going for a ride!
她来了八个星期 In her eighth week here...
让我们热烈鼓掌欢迎 ...put your hands together and make her feel good.
独一无二的艾琳葛兰特！ For the one, the only Erin Grant!
怎么样啊？ How about that!
-赖瑞金在第六桌 -他穿什么？ - Larry King's at table six. - What's he wearing?
-无袖上衣 戴金链子 -那是赖瑞没错 - Tank top and gold chains - That's Larry, all right.
嘿 Yo.
-我看起来如何？ -比我好多了 - How do I look? - Better than me.
真不容易 你联络到她了吗？ That ain't easy. You talk to her?
电话不通 我想他又搬家了 Darrell’s phone's out of order. I think he moved again.
你知道我很乐意去教训他一顿 I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white ass up.
我知道 你很贴心 不过那对判决可没帮助 That's really thoughtful, but I don't think it'd help me in court.
艾琳 拜托快一点 不能让舞台空着 Erin, come on. Chop-chop. I can't have an empty stage.
让那些混蛋等一等！ Man, let the chumps wait!
我去上厕所 Going to the head.
你会乖乖的吧？ You'll behave?
-耶！ -耶！ - Yeah! - Whoo! Yeah!
天使下凡了 An angel appeared.
真的是天使 美呆了 An angel of pure delight.
快上 保罗！ Go, Paul!
耶！ Yeah!
上吧 保罗！ Go, Paul!
我这周末要跟梅丽莎结婚 I'm getting married this weekend to Melissa.
你爱梅丽莎吗？ You love Melissa?
-非常爱 -那就回家去找她 - Very much. - Then go home to her.
撒德！ Shad!
听好了 肉弹屋让我们快混不下去了 知道为什么吗？ Listen up! The Flesh Farm is killing us and you know why?
-他们有免费的辣鸡翅 -那边的女人都是妓女 - They have free buffalo wings. - Their girls are hookers.
不 是因为她们跳得很快 No, because their girls dance fast.
让客人直冒汗 And fast means sweat. And sweat...
流汗就会多喝酒！ ...means drinking!
我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
发生什么事？ What was that?
我会搞定 I got this.
来罗 请借过 Coming through. Move out of the way.
你真行 大卫！ Way to go, Davey!
全都给我滚开 Everybody, go. Run.
快回去！都给我回去！ Back up! Back the hell up!
-你没事吧？没事 那个人还好吗？ - You all right? - Fine. How about this guy?
幸好他醉了 不然你可会受伤 Good thing he was drunk. You could've gotten hurt.
现在在舞台上的是迷路的小猫 On the main stage, our lost little pussycat.
掌声欢迎 独一无二的莎宾娜小姐！ Put your hands together for the one, the only Miss Sabrina Hepburn!
喵！ Meow!
我才离开五分钟！ I leave you alone for five minutes!
上车行不行？小心 Will you get in? Watch your foot, stupid.
麦康会气疯了 谢谢 Malcolm's gonna shit a brick. Thank you.
我有没有碰任何女孩？ Did I touch any girls?
这次没有 不过你被认出来了 Not this time, but you were recognized.
好了 高兴了吧？ Okay? Happy?
唐书拉医院
-小天使 好吗？ -我很好 谢谢你 - How are you, little angel? - I'm fine, thank you.
-孩子总是让我难过 -她很勇敢 - Kids just tear me up. - She's a brave one.
我会为你祷告 You'll be in my prayers.
上帝保佑你 God bless you, ma'am.
到了 小鬼 Last stop, little 'un.
爹地 你真坏 Daddy, you're mean!
甜心 这是艾詹牌的新型轮椅 Ｘ１２型号 Evers and Jennings. This is the new model, the X12.
-你高兴吗？ -高兴毙了 - You're happy? - Oh, mucho happy.
-高兴毙了？ -进车里 - Mucho happy? - Get in the van.
进来 这里不能久停 我可不想违规停车 Get in. We're in a loading zone. We don't wanna break the law.
爹地 你有告诉妈我们搬家了吗？ Daddy, did you tell Mommy that we moved?
当然讲了 宝贝 Of course I did, buttercup.
我当然讲了 Of course I did.
艾琳 来罐鸡尾酒？ How about a wine cooler, Erin?
有芒果和百香果… I got mango, passion fruit--
水就行了 阿伯多 谢了 Water would be just fine, Alberto. Thanks.
瑞塔 我来是因为达洛又搬家了 Rita, the reason I stopped by is Darrell’s moved again...
我真的需要他的新电话号码 ...and I need his new phone number.
是吗？你来错地方了 Yeah? Well, you come to the wrong place.
瑞塔 拜托 我晚上睡不好 还会一身冷汗地惊醒… Rita, please. I hardly sleep nights and then I break out into--
艾琳 我不知道我老弟在哪 好吗？ Look, Erin, I got no idea where my brother is, okay?
可恶 它们抓到猫了 Shit! They got the cat!
那些笨狼不知节制 Wolves got no restraint.
-小心 甜心 -闭嘴！ - Careful, sweetie. - Shut up!
她被那些小狼迷住了 She's all caught up with them cubs.
核能电厂里的一些人问我 Some of the guys down at the nuclear plant...
你能不能到 ...they were asking me if you'd do, like...
私人派对演出 ...private parties.
没办法 I don't think so.
真可惜 Oh, that's a shame.
我赌你跳得一定很棒 Because I'll bet that you are a great dancer.
亚伯多 要是拿不到达洛的新电话 我会疯掉 Alberto, I'll go crazy if I don't get Darrell’s new number.
我答应安琪拉会每天打给她 I promised Angie I would call her every day and--
听说他搬家了 I hear he moved, Darrell.
亚伯多 他在哪里？ Alberto, where is he?
你得问瑞塔 You have to ask Rita about that.
他一周打来两次 He calls here about twice a week. Collect.
对方付费电话来要钱 Need money, as usual...
不过不是跟我说话 ...but he don't speak to me.
他一点都不尊重我 Got no respect for me even though I am...
我可是专业人士 ...a professional man.
你看起来真漂亮 You're looking real good.
天哪 我的头好痛 Oh, God, I've got such a headache.
是吗？要不要吃药？ Oh, yeah? You want some Advil?
那就麻烦你了 That would be so great.
你坐着休息 Well, now, you sit right here.
我来解决你的陈年头痛 I'm gonna fix up that mean old headache.
南比尔 瑞塔葛兰特
亚伯多 算了 我要走了 不过还是谢谢你 Alberto, never mind. I've gotta run, but thanks anyhow.
鹿田滩？ Deerfield Beach?
我们今天收获不错 宝贝 We had a good day, baby.
电话响了 是不是妈妈？ Phone's ringing. Think it's Mama?
不是 我跟她通过电话 她说她太忙 不能打给你 No, little 'un. I talked to her and she's too busy to call you.
真可恶！ Damn him!
真是美腿 或许我该带回家 Nice leg. Maybe I'll take it home.
我建议你放开 I recommend you let go.
这是五百元 宝贝 Here's 500, baby.
你说什么？ What'd you say?
我们的小公主今晚怎么啦？ What's with Princess Di tonight?
她的混蛋老公又带着孩子搞失踪了 Her husband disappeared with the kid again.
我想你不会接受这个当谢礼 I don't suppose you'd accept this in appreciation.
不用 No need.
蟑螂先生会让我发财 Se?or Cucaracha here is gonna make me rich.
我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
那是蟑螂吗？ Is that a roach?
不是 是他妈的虾子 走开 你挡住光了 No, it's a fucking shrimp. Move, you're in my light.
讲话客气点 先生 Get some manners, mister!
这就是你的新点子？ So this is the new brainstorm, huh?
根据《华尔街日报》 这是最畅销的优格 The Wall Street Journal says this is the hottest-selling yogurt.
我计划说 I'll bring this in...
我被它吓得掉光头发 ...say my hair fell out from the shock. Boom.
人家会给我一大笔钱呢 They pay off bigtime.
我的律师 觉得这是个绝妙好点子 Lawyer thinks it's a genius idea.
你那个律师烂死了 Your lawyer has an office over a video store.
或许你觉得我在做白日梦 但我不想一辈子当保镳 Call me a dreamer. I don't wanna be a bouncer forever.
艾琳 杰利写给你的纸条 Erin! Note from Jerry!
写些什么？ What does it say?
〝亲爱的艾琳 我能帮你要回女儿 "Dearest Erin: I can help you get your daughter back.
我不求回报 只要你对我一笑〞 I ask nothing in return but a kind smile."
-最好是 -他是怪胎 - Yeah, right! - He's a weirdo.
各位 他是无害的 You guys! He is totally harmless.
拜托！ Come on!
〝另外 能否跳肯尼吉的曲子？ "Also, could you add Kenny G to your routine?
他耶诞专辑中的任何曲子都可以〞 Anything from his Christmas album."
真可爱 That's sweet.
也许我们可以来场耶诞秀 We could do a Christmas show here!
说真的 谈谈应该无所谓吧？ Seriously, it couldn't hurt to talk to him, right?
-只能动口 不准动手 -小姐们注意 - Only talking, no touching. - Ladies! Attention!
-我有大事要宣布 -重要个屁 - Major announcement. - Major asshole.
我听到了 I heard that.
下星期一 我要建个擂台 On Monday, I'm installing a ring.
-不会吧 -泥浆摔角？ - Oh, no. - Mud wrestling?
不…现在正流行 No, no, no. This is something that's really happening.
最新趋势 It's contemporary. It's now.
奶油玉米摔角 And it's creamed-corn wrestling.
-玉米？ -玉米摔角？ - Corn? - Corn wrestling?
真恶心 That's disgusting!
我才不把我的咪咪 放在玉米里 免谈 I'm not putting these in corn. No way!
什么？这很好啊 What? No, it's terrific!
以色列有沙拉三明治摔角 In Israel, we did falafel wrestling.
结果所有人都全身起疹子 All the girls broke out in hives everywhere.
从头到脚哦 And I mean, everywhere!
那会起疹子 但这是玉米耶 Well, falafel, sure. This is corn!
-这是做什么？造反了？ -我才不要 - What is this, a mutiny? - I don't think so.
叫我脱光光 在奶油玉米中打滚 No chance that I'm gonna roll around naked in creamed corn...
给那些毛手毛脚的臭男人看 绝对不行 ...with drunken yahoos trying to stick niblets up my hoo-hah.
不用脱光 是上空而已 Not naked. Topless.
卫生部不准全裸 Health Department won't go for naked.
也不准使用食物 Not with food products.
我一直都喜欢卫生部 I always liked the Health Department.
所以你会考虑罗？ So you'll think about it?
-要我跳一秒都别想 -艾琳！ - Not for one second. - Erin!
拜托！你有一堆忠实观众 Please! You're getting a big following here.
尽管你选的音乐很烂 观众依然爱你 Even with that shit music, the guys love you.
你跳进玉米堆 作个好榜样 You go into the corn, you set a great example to the other girls.
不行 No.
有了！ I got it!
改成义大利面摔角如何？ How about pasta wrestling?
这够有格调了吧 Now that's classy.
宽面？短管面？ 只要没有鱼和肉的都可以 Linguine, rigatoni? Just nothing with meat or fish.
欧利 如果我想摔角 Orly, if I wanted to wrestle...
我会去参加世界摔角联盟 ...I would've joined the World Wrestling Federation.
-既然你谈到格调 -有什么问题？ - And speaking of real class? - What's the problem?
我们讨厌这个 这贬低了女人和这家店 We hate these. They degrade women and beavers.
我会接受你的建议 但仅限杯垫及纸巾 I'll take it under advisement. But just the coasters and the napkins.
招牌不能换 那可是地标呢 Not the sign. That's a landmark!
晚安 亲爱的 Good night, darling.
给你的 葛兰特小姐 For you, Miss Grant.
真漂亮 谢谢你 杰利 They're beautiful, Jerry. Thank you.
请叫我艾琳 You can call me Erin--
不行 我太崇拜你了 I can't. I worship you too much.
相信我 Believe me...
我不值得你崇拜 ...I'm no one to be worshiped.
我只不过是讨生活罢了 I'm just trying to make a living.
我崇拜你的本质 I worship your essence.
不管你是护士或老师都一样 If you were a nurse or a teacher, I'd feel the same.
你有拿到我的纸条吗？ You receive my note?
拿到了 我在想你有什么办法 I did and, you know, I was wondering what you had in mind.
我想我能帮你要回女儿 I believe I can help you get your daughter back.
我可以说服费法官 I believe I can get to Judge Fingerhut.
-怎么做？ -透过 - How? - Through...
某个会听我话的国会议员 ...a certain congressman who I'm certain will listen to me...
因为我知道一些内幕 ...because I know some things.
内幕？真的？ Things? Really?
你知道吗 杰利？你真是个好人 Well, you know what, Jerry? You're really a terrific guy...
从我来之后 你一直很支持我 ...and so supportive of me ever since I started here.
或许你不该牵扯进来… Maybe you shouldn't--
给我一个星期 Just give me a week.
晚安 我的宝贝 Good night, my precious.
梅丽莎以为出事那天我在教会 Melissa thinks I was in synagogue the night this happened.
我要怎么跟她解释？ What do I tell her?
你离开教会后 在停车场被小混混打劫 You left synagogue and a gang of skinheads jumped you in the parking lot.
现在我们去洗照片 看看拍到了什么 In the meantime, we'll develop these, we'll see what we have.
我可以想见控告胜诉 他们得赔偿一大笔钱了 I see mucho damages. These strip joints are insured up the ass.
我的脖子好多了 艾尔叔叔 My neck really feels better, Uncle Al.
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
现在觉得如何？ How's it feel now?
打给小凯萨比萨店 Call Little Caesars.
帮我点个健康比萨 顺便为你自己点一些 Order me a health pizza. Get some for yourself.
不用了 谢谢 我在减肥 No, thank you, sir. I'm dieting.
我吃冰箱里的优格就好了 I'll just grab a yogurt out of the fridge.
萨德
这真是场大灾难 This is a major disaster!
大到无法置信 无庸置疑 Major. Unbelievable. Without doubt...
人类行为史中最愚蠢的事 ...the most asinine piece of human behavior.
这不会再发生了 麦康 It's never gonna happen again, Malcolm.
一切都在我的控制中 I've got it under control.
是这样的 You see...
我就是喜欢裸女 是人格缺陷 ...I just love naked women. It's a character flaw.
是上帝在测试… God's testing me--
给我闭嘴 你这白痴！ Oh, will you shut up! You idiot.
你不能这样对我说话 我可是美国国会议员 You can't talk to me like that. I'm a U.S. congressman.
我不行吗？大选前六周 你在脱衣酒吧中胡闹 I can't? You go psycho in a titty bar six weeks before the election.
我该叫你什么？邱吉尔吗？ What should I call you? Winston fucking Churchill?
我也只能那样减压 It was all I could do to keep...
我还得阻止威利 他气得想掐死你 ...Willie Rojo from strangling you with his bare hands.
人总有失常的夜晚 Everybody has a bad night.
如果你像我一样承受压力 公众目光… If you're under pressure like we are, under the public eye--
有谁认出我吗？ Who recognized me?
他叫杰利 His name...
杰利基利安 ...is Jerry Killian.
正在外面等 And he's waiting outside.
现在？ Now?
就是现在 我们必须在 事情曝光之前有所行动 Now. We gotta move on this before we get eaten alive.
有所行动？ Move on what?
如果他是要勒索 叫威利付他钱就好了 If this is a shakedown, get Willie to pay them like always.
-为什么要我出面… -因为这次跟钱无关 - Why drag me into it-- - Because it's not about money.
-无关？ -没错 - It's not? - No.
他要你劝费法官 He wants you to persuade Judge Fingerhut...
推翻一个舞娘争监护权的判决 ...to reverse a child custody case for some stripper.
他的姘头？ Who he's porking?
这真是丢脸 要我这种身份的人来… It's disgraceful to have a man like me deal with--
她不是他的姘头 He's not porking her.
那他操什么心？ Well, then, why does he care?
因为他疯了！ Because he's nuts!
这才危险 That's why he's dangerous.
如果是他的姘头就好办了 If he was porking her, at least I could deal with him man to man...
不过这是痴恋狂爱 ...but this is fruitcake love.
费法官是民主党 他不会听我的 I mean, Fingerhut's a democrat. He won't listen to me.
你可不能这样告诉那恶男 大卫 You can't say that to this little creep, Davey.
你得敷衍他 You gotta string him along.
骗骗他 Bullshit him.
用你那招 Use the old...
政治人物的魅力 ...Dilbeck charm.
如果他不吃这套呢？ What if he doesn't go for it?
那问题就大了 Then we have a serious problem.
基利安先生！ Mr. Killian!
请进 这位是迪贝克国会议员 Come in and meet Congressman Dilbeck.
我猜这就是杰利基利安 I'll bet that's Jerry Killian.
露西！ Lucy!
过来 Come here.
来吧 Come on.
真是太完美了 How perfect is this?
我正在想 You know, I was just thinking...
这里真的与迈阿密 处于同一个星球吗？ ...is this really on the same planet as Miami?
我可以看看书 I can read.
安迪在哪里？ Where's Andy?
他从八点就开始钓鱼了 He's been fishing since 8.
爸！ Dad!
湖里有浮尸！ There's a floater!
他还带着眼镜 He's still got his glasses on.
是啊 Yeah.
叫妈妈打电话报警 Go tell Mom to call the police.
-你就是警察 -不 我是迈阿密的警察 - You're the police. - I'm the Miami police.
我们需要本地的警方 We just need the local law here.
去吧 Go on.
真是的！ Man.
全世界 Of all the lakes...
有那么多国家 ...in all the counties...
那么多湖 ...in all the world...
你非得死在这里吗？ ...you gotta float up in mine.
真是个狗娘养的 You son of a bitch.
妈妈！ Mama!
快来！ Hey, come here!
我一直想联络你 宝贝 I've been trying to reach you, baby.
听说你偷了我姊姊的邮件 Heard you stole my sister's mail!
这触犯了联邦法 That's a federal offense.
等妈一会 我要跟爸爸说话 Wait for Mommy. I'm gonna go talk to Daddy.
你干嘛一直搬家？这样她要怎么交朋友？ Why do you keep moving? How will she make any friends?
又是儿童心理学家那套 Aren't we the child psych--
才不是这样 笨蛋 It has nothing to do with child psychology, you moron!
今年她要在哪里就学？ Where's she going to school?
欧帕罗卡？鹿田滩？你替她想过吗？ Opa-Iocka? Deerfield Beach? Have you even thought about it?
有 我想了很多 Yeah, I thought about it plenty.
你只有两小时！ Hey, you only got two hours!
这是法官的判决 法庭上决定的 That's what the judge ruled, right there, from that bench!
我就在这里 以防你把她掳走 I'll be right behind you just in case you're thinking about snatching her!
妈咪 掳走是不是就是绑票？ Mommy, does "snatch" mean "kidnap"?
你真聪明 How did you get so smart?
《威鲸闯天关》还回来了没？ Is Free Willy back yet?
还没 Still out.
这些人真自私 租走就不还了 People are pigs. Sit on movies like they own them.
怪胎 Freak.
是撒德 开门 It's Shad. Open up.
不是我 是临时工吃的 It wasn't me. It was a temp.
大律师在哪里？ Where's Perry Mason?
好朋友 撒德先生 快进来 我们要好好讨论一下 Our good friend, Mr. Shad! Come on in, we have lots to discuss.
没错 No shit.
我按两次 你就进来 说我妈打电话来说胸口痛 If I buzz twice, you say my mother's on the line. She has chest pains.
你说他是轮椅业务员 是什么意思？ What do you mean he's a wheelchair salesman?
医院有很棒的一点 There's one nice thing about hospitals.
那些坐轮椅的小孩病得很重 我对他们挥手 A lot of kids in chairs are really sick, and I wave at them...
他们就对我微笑 好像慈善家一样 ...and they smile just like on Jerry Lewis.
-你每天都和爹地做这些事？ -星期五我会待在瑞塔姑姑家 - And do you do this every day? - On Fridays I stay with Aunt Rita.
还真是健康的生活环境 That's a wholesome environment.
她养了真的狼 She has real wolves.
我不要你去碰那些动物 I don't want you touching those animals.
它们不是狗 They're not like dogs.
时间到了 Time.
我爱你胜过世上一切 I love you more than anything in the world.
你要牢牢记住 You know that in your heart.
-妈咪 -什么事 宝贝？ - Mommy? - What, baby?
记得你买给我的洋娃娃吗？ Do you know those dolls you got me?
爸爸说他找不到 Daddy says he can't find them anywhere.
我会给你买新的 We'll get you new ones.
-我爱你 -宝贝再见 我也爱你 - I love you. - Bye, baby. I love you.
走了！ Hey, let's go!
你先走 我帮你拿东西 All right, you go on. I'll bring your stuff.
宝贝 今天好不好玩？ Hey, baby! Did you have a good day?
很好 Good.
她告诉我你的新工作了 真令人钦佩啊 She told me about your new profession. Really admirable.
至少我没脱光 At least I ain't naked.
〝至少我没脱光〞？ "At least I ain't naked"?
你会因为利用小孩被抓 You get caught using that child in a felony...
-家扶会把她安置在寄宿家庭… -我不可能被抓 - ...and Family Services will put her-- - No way I'd get caught.
我有一件医生袍和听诊器 Got me one of them doctor's jackets and a stethoscope.
看起来就像 《急诊室的春天》里的医生 Look like one of them dudes on ER.
达洛 你能不能用一次大脑？ Darrell, would you think for once in your life?
嘿 Hey!
我可不需要 一个脱衣舞娘教我怎么做人 I don't need no stripper telling me how to behave.
两星期后再见 I'll see you in two weeks.
你准备好了吗？ You ready?
你知道这是在哪拍的吗？ You know where that was taken?
你妈的生日宴会 Your mama's birthday party.
是在秃鹰俱乐部 上星期三 你认得出上面的人吗？ Heh, heh. The Eager Beaver. Last Wednesday. Can you identify those people?
可以 这笨老头、艾琳 Yeah, this old fool. Erin.
艾琳？那个脱衣舞娘？ Erin's the stripper?
你说什么？ What'd you say?
艾琳是那个脱衣舞娘吧？ Erin's the stripper.
-是舞者 死肥猪 -舞者 她是个舞者！ - Dancer, fat-ass. - Dancer. She's a dancer!
好了 听着 All right, look.
那个被打得惨兮兮的人 The young man who was so savagely beaten...
是我的当事人 保罗古伯 ...is my client, Paul Guber.
是喔 他真不幸 No shit. Too bad for him.
我倒不觉得 I don't think so.
照片上的另一人 The third person in that photo is none other than...
就是大卫迪贝克 ...David L. Dilbeck.
那又怎样？ So what?
你关不关心政治 撒德先生？ Do you follow politics, Mr. Shad?
我看起来像吗？ Do I look like I follow politics?
迪贝克是第五区的国会议员 David Dilbeck is the United States congressman...
六星期后就要竞选连任了 ...from the fifth district. He's up for reelection in six weeks.
那你打算勒索他罗 You gonna put the squeeze on him.
很好 跟我有什么关系？ Nice. What that gotta do with me?
我会分你一成 I'll give you 10 percent of the squeeze.
比优格有赚头吗？ Is this conceivably as big as the yogurt deal?
〝赚头〞？ "As big"? Heh.
迪贝克议员是糖业委员会主席 Congressman Dilbeck is chairman of the subcommittee on sugar, okay?
罗杰家族不能让他落选 The Rojo family cannot allow him to lose.
因为这关系着几百万元的生意 Because their price supports are worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
老实说 萨德先生 And quite frankly, Mr. Shad...
这是难得一见的机会 ...this is the opportunity of a lifetime.
很好 Good.
只要别把艾琳扯进来 Just keep Erin out of it.
我尽量 I'll do my best.
跟艾琳没关系 艾琳是谁？ She's out. Erin is out. Erin who?
好地方 Charming spot.
看 这是史蒂芬史匹柏的房子 Look. Steven Spielberg's house.
真希望他来一次 我相信他一定会看上我 I wish he'd come in here. I'm sure he would have big hots for me.
我相信你会改变他的一生 You'd turn his whole life around.
瞧他的淋浴间 你能想像我和他共浴吗？ Steven Spielberg's shower. Can you imagine me and him in that shower?
-可爱的小胡子 -你的还是他的？ - Oh, that cute little beard! - Yours or his?
杰利 我是艾琳葛兰特 哔声真长 Hey, Jerry, it's Erin Grant. What a long beep.
有人要找你 Someone's waiting for you.
你可能出城了 Maybe you're out of town....
我打来是想问 上次谈的事情怎么样了 I'm just calling to see about that legal matter we discussed.
有空拨个电话到俱乐部给我 If you get a chance, just give me a call at the club.
谢谢 再见 Thanks, bye.
-麦克乔丹在第八桌 -太好了 - Michael Jordan's at table eight! - Great.
欢迎不可思议的小摩妮！ Say hello to the fantastic Monique, Jr!
凶杀组的嘉西亚警官 Lieutenant Garcia with homicide.
他找艾琳做什么？ What's he want with Erin?
不知道 Got no idea.
最好不要是丑闻 All I need is scandal.
你听过百忧解吗？ What do you know about Prozac?
会使人愉快 不过有副作用 It makes you happy. There's side effects.
是什么？ Like what?
不举 Limp noodle.
谁管呀 Who cares?
我从开这家店后 就再也没举过啦 I haven't had a hard-on since I started running this place.
我最兴奋的一次 是到海洋世界的那次 Closest I got was Sea World.
我看到海豚就情不自禁 Porpoise got me hot.
你告诉我这些干嘛？ What the fuck you telling me that for?
我到隔壁看小林在做什么 I'm going next door. See what Ling's up to.
-溺毙？ -没错 - Drowned? - Yeah.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
他房间里全是你的照片 He had pictures of you all over his apartment.
他是我的仰慕者 有时会送我花 He was a really big fan. He used to bring me flowers--
只是仰慕者？没有肉体关系？ He was just a fan? There was no touching?
跟你谈话真是愉快 This has been a real pleasure.
在这里跳舞就是妓女？ I dance, so I must turn tricks?
这个开场白真不错 〝我知道你是个妓女〞 Nice way to open a conversation. "I understand you're a hooker?"
你并不是在图书馆上班 You don't work in a library here.
我只是想弄清楚他的生活 I'm trying to figure out the man's life.
他是个客人 He was a customer.
我只知道他是顾客 其他一概不知 That's all I know about his life. Except that it's over.
-好吗？ -好 -Okay. -Okay.
我诚心道歉 I apologize.
真的 我没有线索 Sincerely. Look, I'm real-- I'm nowhere on this.
你能不能给我一分钟？ I could use some-- Please give me a minute?
拜托？ Please?
-在哪发生的？ -欧奇查比湖 - So where did this happen? - Lake Okeechobee.
我不巧正在那度假 It's where I made the serious mistake of taking my vacation.
你的家人？真好 Your family? Nice.
那里不是那种 会发生谋杀案的地方 It's not the kind of place you'd expect to encounter a homicide.
-谋杀？你说他是溺毙的 -不 我们验过尸了 - Homicide? You said he drowned. - No, we did an autopsy.
他肺里的水是干净的 The water in his lungs, they come up clean.
-是自来水？ -没错 - There was tap water in his lungs? - Exactly.
所以有人可能在浴缸先杀了他 然后再弃尸在湖里 Somebody killed him, like in a bathtub, then dumped the body in a lake.
你常看悬疑小说吗？ Do you read mysteries?
三个月前我还在迈阿密的联邦调查局工作 Up till three months ago, I worked at the FBI in Miami.
当秘书 因为坏老公而被解雇 A secretary. Until I got fired for having a defective husband.
我在打一场难缠的监护权官司 杰利只是想帮我 I'm in a pretty bad custody fight. Jerry was trying to help me.
来自死海岸 From the shores of the Dead Sea...
以色列军中荣誉护士 ...a decorated nurse in the Israeli army...
欢迎迷人的艾瑞儿雪伦 ...say shalom to the fabulous Ariel Sharon!
去外面谈好吗？我要透透空气 Could we go outside? I could really use some air.
肉弹屋
欧利先生 什么风把你吹来的？ Oh, Mr. Orly! What a wonderful surprise.
到这种高级夜总会的滋味不错吧？ Nice to be in quality club, eh?
如果你喜欢看怪怪秀的话 Yeah, if you like freak shows.
小林！过来！ Ling! Ling! Get over here!
快闪 Move it!
不好意思 欧利先生 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
对不起 那位是克利斯罗杰 But that's Mr. Chris Rojo...
罗杰糖业的 ...of the sugar Rojos.
我们这里就是 这种有钱人爱来的地方 Typical of the kind of rich big shots we get here.
我是在这里碰到我的天使吗？ Is this the place where I met my angel?
你说的是哪一个天使？ I don't know which angel you're referring to.
-国会议员？ -国会议员 - A congressman? - A congressman.
你是指美国国会议员？ You mean a U.S. congressman?
他没有指名道姓 Well, he wasn't specific who it was.
我告诉他这太疯狂了 I told him it was bananas...
他最好不要插手管 ...and maybe it was better that he stayed out of it.
艾琳 星期三晚上这里也出了事 有人拿酒瓶… On Wednesday, there was an incident, a guy with a bottle--
他是个疯子 他喝醉了 Oh, he was a total whack job. Drunk out of his mind.
你记得基利安先生来过吗？ Can you remember, was Mr. Killian here?
不能确定 不过有可能 No, not offhand, but maybe.
你想一想再跟我说 这是我的电话号码 Think about that and let me know. Here's all my numbers.
我再次向你道歉 我刚才失言了 Once again, I apologize. I mean, for any aspersions.
你要补偿我吗？ You wanna make it up to me?
-你说什么？ -我需要帮忙 - I beg your pardon? - I need a favor.
你有朋友在刑警队吧？ You've got friends on the vice squad?
是的 不过不熟 They're not my bosom buddies.
我的前夫是他们的线人 My ex-husband's an informant.
所以那蠢法官才把安琪拉判给他监护 It's why this idiot judge gave him custody.
-你开玩笑的吧？ -我也希望是 - Are you joking? - I wish.
我在想如果刑警队决定不用他 But I was thinking, if vice dumped him as an informer...
那么六周后开庭时 ...when my appeal came up in six weeks...
我就可以辩称连刑警队都不要他 ...I could then say my ex-husband is unfit.
-因为他的犯罪背景… -等一下 他是罪犯？ - He's such a criminal-- - Wait a minute. He's a criminal?
你的前夫是个罪犯？ Your ex? He's a criminal?
他在偷轮椅 非常谢谢你 He steals wheelchairs. Thank you very much.
好吧 我看能做什么 All right, let me see what I can do.
-晚安 -你知道嘛 没有她在身旁 - Good night. - You know, not having her around...
就好像心被掏空了一样 ...it's like my heart is missing.
我相信 I'm sure.
我看看能做些什么 Let me see what I can do.
晚安 Good night.
你付他们多少钱？ How much you pay them?
不清楚 大概是一天三十元 I think they're up to $30 a day.
扣掉房租、烟酒之后 Subtract room and board, booze and smokes.
谁知道剩多少？说不定他们还欠我钱呢 You know, who knows? Maybe they pay us! Ha, ha, ha!
-真不错 -这是最好的 - Hell of a business. - It's the best!
我们可要好好保护一下 对吧 我的朋友？ We gotta protect it, my friend, right?
小子 我保护你们家族二十年了 Son, I've been protecting your family for 20 years.
大卫 你是最棒的 You're the greatest, man!
我只想说选举之前 不能再沾女人 I'm saying, until the election, no more girls, huh?
把你老婆带来度周末吧 Bring your wife down here for a weekend.
她叫什么来着？艾丽丝吗？是玛丽派特 What's her name? Alice? Mary Pat. Mary Pat.
克利斯 我遇到了一位天使 Chris, I met an angel.
她是个舞者 I mean, she's a dancer.
她非常纯洁 不像其他婊子 She's so pure and clean. Not like the rest of these whores.
-如果我能接近她… -什么？ - If I could be with her-- - What?
你就会当个乖小孩？ You'd be a good boy?
我会非常非常乖 我发誓会乖 I'd be perfect. I'd be perfect. I swear I would.
不再去俱乐部 I would stop going to clubs.
不再喝酒 I would stop drinking.
我会过正常生活 I would just lead a regular life, you know?
只陪我老婆和稳定的情妇 With my wife and a steady mistress.
我会过正当的生活 And I would have a decent life.
没问题 你在哪见到她的？ So let's do it! Where'd you see her?
我的脑筋不清楚了 My brain has just turned to shit.
所以你才是国会议员嘛！ That's why you're in Congress!
你说的也许没错 You're probably right.
是谁？ Who is it?
贾西亚警官 不方便吗？ It's Lieutenant Garcia. Is it a bad time now?
不 等一下 我在彩排 No, just a second. I was rehearsing.
早安 Morning.
早安 我就在附近 或许应该先打电话 Morning. I was nearby. I probably should've call--
不 没关系 请进 No, no, it's fine. Please come on in.
谢谢 Thank you.
你要喝咖啡还是英国松饼？ Can I get you some coffee or English muffin?
不用了 谢谢 No, no, thanks.
我在想 You know, I was thinking...
一定我要猜的话 ...and if I had to guess, I would say...
那天晚上杰利大概在那里 因为他几乎天天报到 ...that Jerry was probably there because he was there most nights.
你有任何消息吗？ So do you know anything new?
事实上有好消息 Actually, I have some good news...
及没那么好的消息 ...and I have some mediocre news.
好消息是达洛不再是线人身分了 The good news is Darrell lost his informant status.
-太好了！ -从今天早上九点开始 -Yes! -9:00 this morning.
警队认为他的线报都是唬人的 Vice thought his information was bogus anyway.
真是太好了 六周后我就可以向法官… This is great! Now in six weeks, I can go to the judge--
那就是没那么好的消息 That's the mediocre part.
费法官今晨在海洋大道 Judge Fingerhut had a heart attack early this morning...
一家色情戏院里心脏病发 ...at a porno theater on Ocean.
-不会吧？ -他到医院前就死了 - Don't tell me that! - He was DOA...
在唐书拉医院 ...at Don Shula Hospital.
我打过电话 最快要 Anyway, I called around, and the earliest....
六个月才会有新法官来审理此案 It'll be six months before your appeal's heard.
案件太多 得慢慢等 The system is all backed up.
我不能允许小孩再跟他六个月！ I can't allow her to stay with him for another six months!
就法律上来看 你实在无能为力 There's nothing you can do from a legal standpoint.
什么都做不了 Absolutely nothing.
我明白 I understand.
今天是星期五吗？ Is today Friday?
对 星期五 Yeah, it's Friday.
我得走了 I gotta run now.
马沙达退休之家 大卫迪贝克欢迎会
-你好吗？ -很好 - How are you? - All right.
你很棒 迪贝克先生 You're wonderful, Mr. Dilbeck!
谢谢 菲尔 你好吗？ Thank you very much. Thank you. Phil, how you doing?
也祝你平安 Shalom, darling. Shalom to you.
喝马尼史威兹！ Manischewitz!
议员 我是艾伦摩迪凯 Congressman. Alan Mordecai.
-艾伦 你好吗？ -很好 - Alan, how you been? - Fine, sir.
议员 我带了点纪念品给你 Congressman, I brought a little souvenir for you.
如果照片外流 显然结果会… Obviously, the ramifications of that, if it were to become public--
-这是我吗？ -恐怕是的 - Is this me? - Yes, I'm afraid so.
如果照片公开 将会破坏你的前途 If this became public, it would be devastating...
-我真的不希望这样 -是她 - ...and I'd like to avoid that. - It's her.
我的天使！ It's my angel.
跟在我旁边！慢点 Heel! Slow down! Heel, will you? Heel!
妈咪 我们要去你家吗？ Are you going to your house, Mama?
不 宝贝 是回我们的家 No, we're going to our house.
一整天吗？ For the whole day?
比那更好 Even better.
真的吗？ Really?
真的 Really.
你把我掳走了 对吧？ You snatched me, didn't you?
我想是的 I guess I did.
一定是 You sure did.
来吧 宝贝 动作快 Come on, pumpkin. Zippity-doo-dah.
我不知道她有小孩 I didn't know she had a child.
你当然… Of course you--
她离婚了 监护权在父亲手上 记得吗？ She's divorced, but the husband has custody. Remember?
她拿了好多袋子 She's carrying numerous bags.
看起来不只是探视 是吧 艾伯? That doesn't look like just a visitation, does it, Erb?
我会查一查 I'll look into it.
查清楚艾琳葛兰特 监护权的情形 Check custody status of Ms. Erin Grant.
神赐我力量吧 God, give me strength.
她真是尤物 What an extraordinary creature.
一切都如此完美 How perfect in every detail.
大卫 你保证 在大选前会乖乖的 Davey, you promised you'd behave until after the election.
艾伯 你不了解 这是爱情 You don't understand. This is love.
拜托 Please.
除非跟她来一次 I won't campaign...
不然我不选举 ...until I can possess...
她真够迷人 ...her actual velvet self.
不过现在我要你带点东西给我 In the meantime, I want you to bring me something.
她的私人东西 Something of hers.
一点东西 Something...
让我做纪念 ...personal to tide me over.
要多私人？ How personal?
非常私人 Intensely personal.
快捷洗衣
我有没有帮上忙？ Am I a good help?
甜心 你是我最好的帮手 Honey, you are the best laundry assistant I've ever had.
好 All right,
我们上路吧 杰克 All right, let's hit the road, Jack.
谁是杰克？ Who's Jack?
这只是一种说法 走吧 It's just an expression. Come on.
甜心炸弹
这可不是一般的照片 This is some picture.
会害死人的 It's fatal.
我不接受勒索 I don't accede to blackmail.
威利 原则上我同意你 Willie, I agree with you in principle...
但如果照片公开 选举就输定了 ...but this gets out, we're in a bigtime shitstorm.
爸 付钱吧 Pop, pay the guy off.
如果你得癌症 会好言相劝请它离开吗？ You got a cancer, you talk nice to it?
-不 你会切除它 -威利 - No. You cut it out. - Willie.
我们处里事情 不能像在做葬仪生意 We can't operate like we're in the funeral business.
我宁愿买通警察也不付钱 懂吗？ I'd rather buy cops than pay blackmail. Understood?
我只是觉得应该考虑其他方法 I just think we should consider other options.
了解了吗？ Understood?
是 Yes.
还有什么事？ What else?
一件相关的事 A connected matter.
大卫想搞一个脱衣舞娘 我想用船 Davey wants to nail this stripper, and I'd like to use the boat.
这样比较能控制状况 That way, we can control the situation.
-就是照片里的女人吗？ -没错 - She's the girl from the picture? - That's correct.
-她知道多少？ -我们会查出来的 - What does she know? - Well, we gotta find out.
好消息是她非法带走小孩 这是她的弱点 The good news is she got custody of her child illegally, so she's vulnerable.
有弱点还不够 Vulnerable isn't good enough.
让大卫搞完后就做掉她 I say let Davey have his fun. Then lose her.
威利… Willie, Willie.
我们应该先判断 她是否能伤害我们 First, let's determine whether she can hurt us or not.
我很确定她只是愚蠢的妓女 I'm sure she's just another dumb whore.
为了她好 希望如此 For her sake, I hope so.
唉呀 我后退三步 Phooey! I go back three.
-这真是复杂 -很简单 - This is complicated. - It's easy.
是不是换你了？ All right, is it your turn?
甜心 你陪我们 妈妈的命合 Uh-uh. You stay here with us, sweetie. Mama's orders.
各位听好 Everybody, listen up.
这是萝儿莱 This is Lorelei.
以前在肉弹屋工作 Formerly of the Flesh Farm.
她跟她的巨蟒 She and her snake, Monty Python, have signed an exclusive...
已经和我们签约了 ...contract with us.
你有条蛇？ You've got a snake?
-叫蒙弟 -她明天开始上班 - Monty. - And she starts tomorrow.
我们先聚聚 让她自在点 So why don't we make her feel at home...
给她一个秃鹰俱乐部式的欢迎！ ...and give her a real Eager Beaver welcome!
欢迎 亲爱的 Welcome, darling.
我是艾瑞儿 加萨走廊小姐 I'm Ariel, Miss Gaza Strip.
我是提芬妮 I'm Tiffany Glass.
-你的蛇有多大？ -很大 - How big is your snake? - It's big.
你为什么来这里？ So what brings you here?
我们正需要更多金发美女呢！ Just what we needed, another blonde!
那是什么？ What the hell is that?
老林送来的 It just came from Ling's.
蒙弟死了 Monty sleeps with the fishes.
什么？ what?
萝儿莱不知道吧？ Lorelei has no idea, right?
不 刚刚送到 No, it just got here.
刚死没多久 It's fresh.
钱拿去 找条新蛇来 Go rustle up a new snake.
上哪找？连锁超市吗？ 晚上十点上哪买蛇？ Where? The A&P? Who the fuck carries pythons at 10:00 at night?
２７号公路上有一间夜间蛇场 There's an all-night snake farm on Route 27.
去找丛林王 Ask for Jungle Juan.
把那死蛇丢掉 And get rid of that.
天啊 我真恨这行业 God, I hate this business.
你知道为什么吗？ You know why?
因为会让人没人性 It's lost its humanity.
-请各位热烈欢迎 -别忘了带零钱 - Say hello to a gorgeous creature... - Bring change.
美艳不可方物的艾琳葛兰特！ ...the unbelievable Erin Grant!
好耶 All right!
耶！ Yeah!
因为他相信 Because he believes in the family...
传统的家庭价值 ...in the values that made us a God-fearing people.
也因为他一直是我们的朋友 Because he's long been a friend of this organization.
把他请出来 最好别让他光屁股 Get him out of there. Preferably with his clothes on.
大卫…我的天啊 David-- Oh, my God!
告诉我我在作梦 拜托 Tell me I'm dreaming. Please.
不…我不相信 No, no, no! I cannot believe this!
大卫 不要！ No, no, no! Davey, no!
这些棉絮新鲜吗？ Is this lint fresh?
从洗衣机刚拿出来的 Hot out of the Maytag.
真是无法想像 You just can't imagine!
这是那个尤物的菁华 This is the very essence of that glorious creature.
我得说 就算是你 这也实在太变态了 I gotta say, even for you, Davey, this is off the charts!
你为什么全身闪闪发光？ Why are you shiny?
这是凡士林 It's Vaseline.
真棒…现在又是凡士林 It's Vas-- Great. It's Vaseline.
你从不用凡士林吗？ You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
不 除非我有三度灼伤 Not unless I have third-degree burns.
你不知道你错过什么 我全身都涂满了 You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over.
靴子里面都有 我可以感觉到它在趾头间滑动 It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing in between my toes.
好了 大卫 基督青年会正在等你 All right, okay. Davey, the Young Christians are waiting so....
-我何时能见到她？ -正在安排中 - When will I see her? - It's in the works.
-何时？ -正在安排！ - When? - It's in the works!
把你自己弄干净！ Clean yourself up!
我进入政界 不是为了伺候你这种变态 I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you!
我受够了 大卫 I've had it, Davey.
我不干了 I quit.
你真幼稚 You are such a child.
信徒如同精兵 Onward, Christian soldiers
争战向前行 Marching as to war
十字架为旗号 With the cross of Jesus
先路导我程 Going on before
基督乃是君王 Christ, the royal Master
领我攻敌往 Leads against the foe
故当仰望麾旗 Forward into battle
前行入战场 See his banners go
信徒如同精兵 Onward, Christian soldiers
争战向前行 Marching as to war
真是太谢谢你们了 Thank you. Thank you very much.
谢谢你们热烈欢迎我 You are too kind. You are too kind.
这是我的荣幸 今晚能与如此良善的各位共度 What a privilege for me to be here for you good people tonight...
我要跟各位谈的不仅关乎选举 ...and to talk about an issue that is so critical...
也与全美人民切身相关 ...to this campaign and to all of the American people.
我要谈的 I'm talking about the issue...
就是家庭价值 ...of family values.
蒙弟在哪？还没到吗？ Where's Monty? He isn't here yet.
在路上了 放轻松 He's on his way. Relax.
萝儿莱 可以帮我忙看着安琪拉吗？ Do me a favor and watch Angela?
我去开车过来 雨太大了 I'm gonna get my car, it's pouring out.
-没问题 -谢谢 - Yeah, sure, gorgeous. - Thanks.
你整晚去哪了？ Where have you been all night?
提早采购耶诞礼物 这是玛莎史都华的建议 Doing my Christmas shopping early. Martha Stewart recommends it.
如果那不是蛇 就是一条很美的皮带 If that's not a snake, then it's an amazing belt.
我该找个新工作 这工作越来越乱了 I gotta find a new line of work. This shit is getting out of hand.
我放好就陪你走过去 Let me put this down and walk you to your car.
我自己就行了 明天见 I'm fine. I'll see you tomorrow.
-各位晚安 -可恶 - Evening, everybody. - Shit!
-我的小宝贝在哪里？ -在你找不到的地方 - Where's my little 'un? - Where you can't get her.
你老是给错的答案 马上把她带来 Is that ever the wrong answer. Bring her to me now!
我这辈子都不会把她交给你 I am not bringing her to you in this lifetime.
那我只好去找老法官告诉他 我那妓女老婆绑架了… I'll go to that judge and tell him my whore of a wife abducted--
你猜怎么着 达洛？ 法官己经死了 Guess what, Darrell? The judge is dead.
所以你只有先杀了我才行 So you'll just have to kill me.
-动手啊 -你以为我不敢？ - Go on! - Think I'm afraid to?
你以为我没种杀死你？ Think I don't have the manliness to take your life?
亲爱的 你真是够男人 I think you are all man.
杀人偿命那一套 你是不会怕的 That death row-lethal injection thing? That's not gonna scare you.
-他们才不会处死一个父亲 -是吗？ -They'd never execute a daddy. -Is it?
把刀子丢掉 Drop the knife.
我数到三 一 You got till three. One.
吸我的老二吧 Suck my dick.
别提你那小老二 二 Whip the little fella out. Two.
这是家务事 This here is a domestic squabble.
三 Three.
你把我手臂扭断了！ You broke my arm!
你确定吗？ You sure?
-贱人 -孬种 - Bitch! - Bully!
我会加倍奉还的 I'm gonna get you!
嘿 Hey!
-你还好吧？ -只是前夫来闹 - Are you okay? - Just had a tiff with my ex.
我能了解 你看到了吗？蒙弟终于来了 I know what that's like. Did you see? Monty finally got here.
太好了 萝儿莱 That's great, Lorelei.
宝贝 跟艾琳问好 Hey, baby. Say hi to Erin.
-真可爱 -凶杀组 - Cute. - Homicide.
请找贾西亚警官 Lieutenant Garcia.
她是个绑票犯！ She's a kidnapper!
小心头 Watch your head there.
事实是他威胁要杀你 却没真的下手 The fact is he threatened, and he did not attempt.
如果他真的杀了我怎么办？ 到时可以告他吗？ What if he kills me? Can I press charges then?
法律就是法律 我是可以拖延个几天 The law is the law. I'll screw around here.
我还可以在做笔录时帮你 但他可以交保 安琪拉还是他的 If you like, I'll lose your paperwork. He makes bail, she's his.
我该带着她溜到新英格兰才对 I should split and take her to New England.
艾琳 你要了解 Understand this.
如果你没有法律证明就溜走 你会永远失去她 If you split without formal custody, you'll lose her forever.
我应付过家扶中心 他们不好说话的 I've dealt with Family Services. They are pencil pushers.
-我只能依法行事 -那家伙是个疯子 - This is by the book. - I'm dealing with a maniac.
我知道 我再说一遍 你就是不能带走她 I understand. I repeat, you can't take off.
你不能这样 You cannot.
而且你还有更严重的问题 You might have a bigger problem.
-不会比这个更严重的了 -看一下这个好吗？ - I can't have a bigger problem! - Look at this.
有哪个是骚扰古伯先生的人？ Any of these clowns the one who might have assaulted Mr. Guber?
这个人 This clown.
-你确定？ -非常确定 - You're positive? - Absolutely.
他是谁？看起来像个老兵 Who is he? He looks like that guy on F Troop.
这是迪贝克议员 That's Congressman Dilbeck.
这个疯子是国会议员？ This nut is a congressman?
没错 你没听过这个人 没听过他的事绩？ You haven't heard from him? From any of his staff?
没有 No.
等等 Wait.
-这就是杰利说的人 -对 -This is who Jerry was talking about. -Yes
你是说这个议员对我有危险？ Are you saying I am in danger from a congressman?
不是 No.
你若有他任何消息就通知我 Let me know if you hear from him though.
对我们俩都有好处 I think that's in both our interests.
我何时变得如此受欢迎？ How did I get so popular?
小宝贝不要哭 Hush, little baby Don't you cry
妈妈会给你买东西 Mama's gonna buy you a something
是南瓜派 Pumpkin pie.
你还没睡着 Oh, you're awake.
-可以把你放下吗？ -不可以 - Can Mommy put you down? - No.
好吧 Fair enough.
妈咪 Mommy.
-宝贝 去刷牙 -我太累了 - Brush your teeth. - I'm too tired.
好吧 不刷牙 上床睡觉 Okay, don't brush your teeth. Go on to bed.
〝迪贝克先生邀请你跳场私人舞 "Mr. Dilbeck requests the pleasure of your company for a private dance.
酬劳是一小时两千元 You'll receive $2,000 cash for a one-hour set.
谨慎与保密为上〞 Obviously, discretion and confidentiality are of the utmost importance."
妈咪 你喜欢跳舞吗？ Mommy, do you like dancing?
你怎么还没睡？ Why are you still awake?
我只是在想 你喜欢跳舞吗？ I was just thinking. Do you like dancing?
不尽然 Not really.
-不好玩吗？ -是啊 - It's not fun? - No.
只是在跳舞 You're just dancing.
只有跳舞的部分有趣 当然 那是工作的一部分 Just dancing's fun, honey. Sure, that part of the job.
那什么部分无趣？顾客吗？ What's not fun? The customers?
尤伯娜说有些顾客既可恶又愚蠢 Urbana said some of them are mean and stupid.
小鬼头 你有没有看过我跳舞？ Pumpkin, have you ever seen me dance?
有没有？ Have you?
-因为我告诉她们… -今天晚上我出去了 - I told the girls that-- - I came out tonight.
我在跳舞的时候？ While I was dancing?
你看起来好美 You looked really pretty.
我不美 No, I didn't.
有 你看起来很美 Yeah, you did. You looked great.
谢谢你 宝贝 Thank you, baby.
午安 各位先生小姐 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
欢迎来到迈阿密海洋世界 Welcome to the Miami Seaquarium's Top Deck.
今天下午我们将为您隆重推荐 We are going to celebrate the oceans and all the living things in them...
五湖四海中最精采的节目 岛屿水花！ ...as we proudly present to you a splash of the islands.
好 所有的小朋友跟我走 Okay, now, I need all the camp kids to come with me.
你也一起来 Come on. You too.
没关系 你去呀 没关系的 It's okay. You can go. Go on. It's all right.
我就在这里 亲爱的 I'll be right here.
不用担心 Don't worry.
她很少有机会与其他小朋友相处 She's spent so little time with kids....
会改变的 只要她跟着你就会变 It'll change. Once she's with you full-time.
希望如此 I hope so.
让我直说吧 他要付你两千块 Let me get this straight. He offered you two grand?
去跳一小时的舞？ To dance for one hour?
-我不知道 -我拒绝不了 艾尔 - I don't know. - I can't turn it down, Al.
现在安琪拉跟着我 我一定要尽快找到新工作 Now that I have Angie with me, I've gotta find another job immediately.
薪水可能比现在少很多 Which will pay me nothing compared to what I'm making now.
不过 你知道 But, you know...
她昨晚看到我跳舞 你能想像吗？ ...she saw me last night. Can you imagine?
她很生气吗？ Was she upset?
她说没有 可是有一天她会了解 She said no, but come on. One day she's gonna realize...
然后说 〝那是我妈妈〞 ...and say, "That was my mother."
你呢？准备好喂海豚了吗？在这边 How about you? You ready to feed Flipper? Step here.
天啊 Oh, my God.
-很安全吧？ -什么？ - It's safe, though, right? - What?
我是说为迪贝克跳舞 我会把撒德带去 With Dilbeck. I'm bringing Shad.
只要他们认为你什么都不知道 就会没事 I think as long as they think you don't know anything, you'll be fine.
只要随时保持警觉 Keep your ears open.
你今晚怎么安置安琪拉？ What will you do with her tonight?
尤伯娜说可以照顾她… Urbana said that she'd--
干脆带她来我家吧 Why don't you drop her off at our house?
-我不能这么做 -为什么？ - I can't do that. - Why not?
我把你的情形全部告诉唐娜了 I told Donna everything. Your whole situation.
她说如果你需要帮忙 她很乐意帮助你 She said if you needed a hand she'd love to help.
她不会认为我见不得人？ She doesn't think I'm something out of A Current Affair?
拜托 你是很好的女孩 你知道的 Come on, you're a terrific girl. You know that.
只是犯了很多好女孩会犯的错 嫁给了一个混帐 So you made a mistake. You married a bum. What are you gonna do?
那又能怎么办呢？要一辈子自责吗？ You gonna beat yourself up for the rest of your life?
通常不会 不过 Well, I usually don't, but it's....
我是说… I mean, it's just that...
她看到我跳舞了 ...you know, she saw me dancing.
是啊 Yeah.
我想不会有事的 It'll all work out.
不管用什么代价 我只要她自由平安 I want her free and clear, whatever it takes.
做得好 宝贝！ Good job, baby!
-你是葛兰特小姐？ -不 我是芭芭拉布希 - You're Mrs. Grant? - No, I'm Barbara Bush.
-他是谁？ -乔治布希 - Who is he? - George Bush.
乔治布希没有被邀请 George Bush is not invited.
请离开吧 Take a hike.
不 Oh, no, no.
听着 他走我也走 See, if he goes, I go.
手举高 我们要搜身 Raise your hands. I gotta pat you down.
住手 Stop.
这边请 Right this way.
艾琳 你好 我是迪贝克议员 Hello, Erin. My name is Congressman Dilbeck.
你…你真美 You are-- You're a beauty. Heh, heh.
晚安 Good evening.
我是艾琳葛兰特 I'm Erin Grant.
你一定就是… And you must be....
康康瑞克迪贝克 Convak Dilvak.
国会国会议员 Congressman Dildo.
我是大卫迪贝克议员 I am Congressman David Dilbeck.
欢迎 欢迎 And welcome, welcome.
欢迎 Welcome.
真的非常欢迎 You are truly, truly welcome.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们以前见过吗？ Have we ever met before?
没有 No, no, no, no, no.
不过我看过 But actually, I have seen...
很多你的美丽照片 ...many, many beautiful photographs of you.
真是荣幸 你一定是个 Well, I'm honored. And a congressman.
非常成功的议员 Very successful congressman you must be.
这不是我的船 This is not my boat.
是我一个好友的船 It belongs to a very close friend of mine.
你喜欢迪诺吗？ Do you like Dino?
迪恩的歌很棒 不过我带了自己的音乐 Dean's great, yeah. But you know, I've brought my own.
王子的歌可以吗？ Do you care for The Artist Formerly Known as Prince?
我只在乎你 I care for you.
乔治 你可以看 所有舞娘的甄选吗？ So, George, you get to watch any of the auditions?
-甄选什么 我负责雇用 -不 - Watch, my ass. I do the hiring. - No, no, no.
我看过佛罗里达所有的女人 I've seen every girl in Florida.
标准如何？大胸脯还是什么？ What are the criteria? Monster jugs?
坚挺最重要 Firmness is crucial.
我必须握一下 把玩看看 I gotta hold them for a while. Shake them.
你还可以抓她们的奶子？ You shake their tits?
一点都不轻松 我的右手得了肌腱炎 It ain't no picnic, man. Got tendinitis in my right wrist.
一下雨就会痛 On a rainy day, it's agony.
你有没有试镜过名人？ You audition anybody famous?
-什么？ -我是指她们未成名前 - What? - You know, before they were famous.
当然有 Sure did.
梅莉史翠普 Meryl Streep.
少来了！梅莉史翠普跳脱衣舞？ Come on! Meryl Streep stripped?
顶尖的 One of the best.
奶妈凡丝 Chesty La France.
就是她 That was Meryl.
奶妈凡丝 我有听过 Chesty La France. I heard of her.
我会给你任何东西 I give you anything you want.
一枚钻戒 A diamond ring.
一辆豪华轿车 A Lexus.
我能你一栋海边小屋 I'll get you a condo on the beach.
只要当我的女朋友 Just be my girlfriend.
-我不能这么做 -为什么？ - Can't do that. - Why not?
我爱你 I love you.
你不知道 我最近为你做了什么 You don't know what I've done for you recently.
真的吗？做了什么？ Really? And what was that?
我跟已故的费法官提过你女儿 I talked to Judge Fingerhut about your daughter.
真的？ You did?
你怎么知道这件事的？ And how did you know about my case?
我听说的 Little birdie told me.
一定是听很了解我的人说的 It must have been a little old birdie who knew me very well.
是谁不重要 "Who" is not important.
别这样 Come on now.
连透露一点点都不行 Not just a little hint.
我不能说 I can't do that.
不过我认识新任的法官 But I know the new judge.
他是我的好朋友 戈伯法官 He's a very good friend of mine. The Honorable Jack Goldberg.
我相信他会比较通情达理 He'll be more amenable.
亲爱的 你只要跟了我 Darling, if you just come into Davey's life...
麻烦就会迎刃而解 ...good things will happen.
你不知道我有多崇拜你 You don't know how much I worship you.
多崇拜我？ How much?
我派我的助手去你那家洗衣店 I sent my aide, Erb, over to your Laundromat.
拿了你衣服的棉絮回来 He brought back some of your lint.
我的衣服的棉絮？ My lint?
干净 Fresh...
热哄哄的棉絮 ...hot lint.
你拿那些干净、热哄哄棉絮做什么？ And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint?
我跟棉絮做爱了 I'm afraid I made love to it.
把眼睛闭上 我有个惊喜要给你 Close your eyes. I've got a little surprise for you.
闭好 Keep them closed.
不准偷看 No peeking.
不准再侵犯我的隐私 否则我会杀了你 懂吗？ Don't invade my private life again...or I'll kill you. You understand?
表演结束了 Show's over, big boy.
真反常 This is abnormal.
明天再来？同一时间？ You'll come back tomorrow? Same time?
我想不会了 I don't think so.
我给你五千元 I'll give you $5,000.
五千元不做爱？那么喜欢我？ Five thousand dollars for no sex? You love me that much.
光摸你的手就让我欲火中烧 Just the touch of your hand sets my pecker on fire.
也许你该去看医生 Maybe you should see a doctor.
明天同一时间？ Same time tomorrow?
如果我明天来 可以谈谈我的案子吗？ If I come, can we talk more about my case?
想谈任何事都行 只要你不穿衣服 We can talk about anything. As long as you're naked.
再说吧 We'll see.
晚安 Good evening.
你不认识我 我是麦康莫多斯基 You don't know me. I'm Malcolm Moldovsky.
迪贝克议员的左右手 Dilbeck's right hand.
你一定是个大忙人 You must be a very busy man.
真是一针见血 Touché.
我要给你一个建议 I wish to give you some advice...
有关你女儿安琪拉 ...about your adorable little daughter, Angela.
-她怎么样了？ -我们知道你非法监护她 - What about her? - Your custody of her is illegal.
只是暂时的 直到判决书下来… That's just temporary until the appeal gets heard--
拜托 葛兰特小姐 Please, please, Miss Grant.
我们并不介意 Really, it's of no concern to us.
只要你拒绝跟为寻求政治利益 As long as you refuse to cooperate with certain individuals...
而欲恶意中伤迪贝克议员的人合作 ...who seek to harm and slur Congressman Dilbeck...
那么我们就完全不介意 ...for their own selfish political gain.
我不懂你在说什么 失陪了 I don't know what you're talking about. Excuse me.
你可能不懂 Perhaps you don't.
可惜安琪拉就会被 安置到寄宿家庭了 But what a pity if Angela were to be placed in a state home.
他们通常是很冷酷的 Pretty grim, most of them.
都是一些奇怪的人 A lot of strange people working there.
为了孩子好 我建议你跟我们合作 I'd recommend that you cooperate with us for the child's sake.
也就是今晚的事 不准跟任何人说 Which means you talk to no one about tonight...
未来也是 ...or any night.
了解吗？ Understood?
当然 Of course.
很好 Good.
那我先失陪了 Now if you'll excuse me...
我该把议员拖去洗冷水澡 ...I'd better toss the congressman into a cold shower.
还有 看得出来他为何这么迷你 By the way, I can see why he's so taken by your charms.
晚安 Good night.
下船时可要小心点 Watch your step on the gangplank.
她不够笨 She ain't dumb enough.
-他有对你怎么样吗？ -没有 - Try anything? - No.
有没有叫你再来？ He ask you back?
没有 No.
你今晚不想说话？ Aren't we Miss Talkative tonight?
我只是累了 I'm a little tired.
怎么了 宝贝？别这样 What's the matter, baby? Come on.
蒙弟 Monty.
-太好了 -耶 - All right! - Yeah.
这条蛇根本就有问题嘛 This reptile's a freaking lemon.
你是谁啊？ Who are you?
救命！ Help!
-情况如何？ -很好 - So how did it go? - Fine.
-没什么问题？ -没有 - No problems? - No, none.
但也没线索 But no information.
没有 Zero.
我要走了 安琪拉累了 Look, I gotta run, you know. Angela's wiped.
有话以后再说 好吗？ I'll see you later, okay?
快 快 Come on, come on!
快想办法 Come on, you can do it!
把这弄掉 Get this off of me.
快点！ Do something!
我正在想办法 我在保护你们 I'm doing something. I'm protecting you.
-退后 -天啊 好精彩 - Stand back. - Oh, my God. What a show.
那不是蒙弟！ That's not Monty!
没事了 甜心 你安全了 You're fine, hon. You'll be fine.
那条蛇是谁？ Who was that snake?
看起来还不错 It doesn't look bad.
发生了什么事？ What happened here?
死蛇惹麻烦 We got a problem with a dead snake.
真有趣 Gee, that's funny.
我也有麻烦 So do I.
这是你最喜欢的律师 摩迪凯先生 Here's that brilliant, charming attorney of yours, Mr. Mordecai.
在四百码的外海发现的 让他看看脸 Found him 400 yards offshore. Now show him the rest of his kisser.
螃蟹最爱吃律师 Crabs find lawyers a particular delicacy.
好像千层面 Looks like lasagna.
把那东西盖起来 Cover that shit up.
你要不要告诉我 你名字为何在他明天的行事历上？ You wanna tell me why your name was on his calendar for tomorrow?
因为我和优格公司间有点问题 I was involved in litigation with a yogurt company.
就我有限的经验看来 From my limited experience, this isn't something...
这不像是优格公司会做的事 ...a yogurt company would ordinarily do.
听说他是 被打的那年轻人的律师 He represented the kid who got mauled at your club.
我觉得有点有趣 撒德 Now that I find fascinating, Shad.
他有一张照片 He had a picture. Ugh.
我要吐了 Man, I'm gonna lose it.
什么照片？ No, no. A picture of what?
一个政治人物？ A legislator?
对 打人的那个 Yeah, beating a kid's ass.
-原版照片在哪里？ -我不知道 - Where's the original? - I got no idea.
拿去 吃一颗吧 Here, freshen up.
好了 谢谢 All right, thanks.
-要不要再上点心？ -结帐吧 - Can I interest you in dessert? - Just the check.
过来 Come here.
-迪贝克没有叫她再去？ -她说没有 - Dilbeck didn't invite her back? - She said no.
那很好 我觉得她不应该去 就算跟你一起也一样 That's good. I don't think she should go there again, even with you.
她今天好像很紧张 She seemed all edgy tonight.
心情不好而已 每个月一次 Man, she got her moods. Could be that time of month.
你当保镳还兼任妇科医生 So you're like the gynecologist-bouncer, bouncer-gynecologist.
-我只是照顾她而已 -我也是 - I just watch out for the girl. - So do I.
在佛罗里达已经死了两个人 That's a grand total of two people in Florida.
一些高层人士授意不做调查 The higher-ups in my department aren't pushing this investigation.
-因为那个混蛋议员？ -答对了！ - Because of this asshole congressman? - Bingo.
发生两起谋杀案 却没人关心 We got two homicides here, and nobody gives a shit.
我很担心那个女孩 And I'm worried about that girl.
她人单势孤 She's out there all by herself.
警官呢？ Where's the sheriff?
市政版吗？ Hello, city desk?
现在不是开记者会的好时间 It is an unusual time for a news conference...
不过议员觉得这样比较有效果 ...but the congressman feels it will dramatize his message.
好 我们会请摄影记者过去 We'll send a camera crew.
-确定吗？ -太好了 不需要进一步确定 - Confirm? - There won't be any need to confirm.
-我会准备好 -谢谢 - Got everything. - Thank you.
早安 小鬼头 睡得好吗？ Good morning, pumpkin. How'd you sleep?
很好 你呢？ Good. How about you?
我睡得很好 甜心 Well, I just-- I slept great, honey.
要吃麦片吗？ Want some cereal?
现在不要 Not right now.
-早安 -ＣＮＮ吗？ - Good morning. - Hello, CNN?
-有什么事吗？ -请转新闻部 - May I help you? - News desk.
请稍等 One second, please.
这是珍妮佛 This is Jennifer...
我是迪贝克议员办公室的 ...and I'm calling from Congressman Dilbeck's office.
麦康莫多斯基先生请我打来通知你们 Malcolm Moldovsky asked me to call...
他要在老炼糖厂召开记者会 ...about the news conference at the refinery.
别乱动了 Quit moving!
那是谁的宾士车？ Whose Mercedes is that?
-坦帕一个牙医的 -天啊 妈会怎么说？ - Some orthodontist from Tampa. - God, what would Mom say?
她会说〝真是他妈的好车〞 She'd say, "Nice fucking car." Ow!
你的嘴真脏 You got a mouth like a sewer!
我需要吗啡 I need some morphine.
没有给人用的 I don't got none for humans.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
只有卢帕要生小狼时 医生给我的吗啡 All's I got is some from when Lupa had her cubs.
-狼用的吗啡？ -不知道 应该是吧 - Wolf morphine? - I don't know. I think so.
拿来呀 我快痛死了 手都断了 还在牢里待两晚 So give me. I'm dying. Busted arm, two nights in jail.
知道了 达洛 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Darrell!
你怎么搞成这样？ How'd you break it?
跟唐纳川普打马球 行吗？ Playing polo with Donald Trump, okay?
上面说每四小时配牛奶吃两颗 It says here you take two every four hours with a bowl of milk.
听起来没问题 Sounds good to me.
我叫你吃两颗！ I said two!
可恶！ Goddamn it!
罗杰糖厂
要打黑桃七 除非你有八 You have to throw down a spade, another seven, unless you have an eight.
然后才能换牌打 Then you can change suits.
这就是为什么叫〝疯狂八点〞啊 So that's why they call it Crazy Eights.
你什么时候回来？ When are you coming back?
两点之前 希望到时你己经睡了 By two. But I hope you will be asleep.
我们会照顾她 不用担心 We'll take care of her. Don't worry.
你要出去？ You're going out?
对 大概两点回来 我会跳最后一班 I'll be back by two. I'll dance the late shift.
-告诉我你要去哪…？ -不行 - Can you tell me where you--? - No, I can't.
-要乖 -我会的 - You be good, pumpkin. - I will.
她没事的 She'll be fine.
别担心她 Don't worry.
待会见 宝贝 See you, baby.
你要去那艘船 对吧？ You're going to the boat?
没我陪不准去 Not without me.
我要迟到了 I'll be late.
听着 Listen up.
-你说你不会再去的 -因为我不想让别人知道 - You said you weren't going. - I didn't want anybody to know.
-比如说谁？ -贾西亚 - Like who? - Garcia.
那就叫我别说 怎么了？ Then just say, "Don't tell Garcia." What's up?
如果我不三缄其口 安琪拉就会被送到寄养家庭 They'll put Angela in a foster home if I don't keep my mouth shut.
-谁说的？ -迪贝克的人 那个怪人莫多斯基 - Says who? - Dilbeck's guy, that creep Moldovsky.
答应我你会时时陪着她 我要知道你会这么做 Promise me you will stay with her every second. I need to know that.
我不能让你自己去 I can't let you go there alone.
撒德 他们要付我五千元 我需要钱 They're gonna pay me $5,000. I need the money.
离开这里过正常生活 I need to get out of here and live a normal, fully-dressed life...
逛街采购 送女儿去上学等等 ...with shopping lists and school buses.
如果他们想杀我 早就动手了 If they wanted to kill me, they would have.
让我搞清楚 Let me get this straight.
你去跳舞 然后回这里 So you gonna go there, dance and come back here.
没错 Correct.
事情不对劲 Something's up.
一切都在掌握之中 I've got it under control.
只要答应我你会看好安琪拉 Promise me you'll stay with Angela every second.
-待会见 -艾琳 - I'll see you later. - Erin.
抱歉 Sorry.
嘿 Hey!
你说英文吗？ You speak English?
有时候 Sometime.
你觉得你的老板如何？ What do you think about the people you work for?
他们很恶劣 They're filth.
剥削穷人 Exploiters of the poor.
我想你跟我会处得很好 I think you and I are gonna get along just fine.
付五千块 我想上床 这是人之常情 For $5,000, I expect to get laid. It's only human.
大卫 我要你听好 Davey, listen to me.
那个美人搞不清楚 That beautiful lady doesn't understand.
她不知道跟美国国会议员 上床的滋味如何 She doesn't understand what it's like to make love to a congressman.
那种狂喜和愉悦 The ecstasy, the wonderful--
听我说 你这变态 Listen to me, you sick fuck!
她跟警察碰面过 She's been meeting with a cop.
或许他是抓野鸡的 Maybe he's from the titty squad.
他是凶案组的 He's homicide.
她还在联邦调查局当过秘书 She used to work at the FBI as a secretary.
这个婊子很危险 她会毁了我们 This bitch is poison. She's out to slaughter us.
想耍我？ Make a fool of me.
搞个痛快吧 急色鬼 Screw yourself bowlegged, Davey of the Navy.
然后再交给我们处理 我会在上面的甲板 Then let us handle it. I'll be on the top deck.
我还以为她喜欢我 I thought she cared for me.
人来了 We're heavy.
收到 Copy.
不准作弊 No cheating.
-一、二、三 -看起来不行 - One, two, three.... - Doesn't look good.
运气不好 Can't get a break.
萨德是输家 他输了 Shad's a loser. Shad's a loser.
嘿 Yo! Yo!
好 安琪拉小姐 All right, Miss Angela.
六！ Six!
她每次都拿到六 She always gets six.
慢着 要有耐心 Down, Bowser. Be patient.
不要挑逗我！ Don't tease me!
我没有 你先坐好 I'm not teasing. You just sit back...
放轻松 倒杯酒 ...relax, have yourself another drink.
今天就是良宵呢 Because tonight is the night.
没错 It sure is.
你是谁？ Who are you?
我要我的女儿 I want my daughter.
什么？奇哥！你怎么上来的？ What? Chico! How'd you get onboard?
我的小鬼 我要她 My little 'un. I want her.
你的〝小鬼〞 不管是谁 都不在这里 Your "little 'un," whoever she is, is not here.
奇哥！ Chico!
怎么回事？ What's this?
-可恶！ -听着 - Damn! - Yeah, look....
这可是个美景 Well, there's a sight to raise the dead.
那个糟老头是谁？ Who's that old freak?
等一下 Hold on a second.
我知道他是谁 I know who that is.
他不就是那个…？ Is that the--? Hey.
《好采头》的主持人吗？ Is that that guy from Price Is Right?
嘿 Hey!
天啊 Oh, damn.
你抓了我的女儿 You got my daughter...
现在还用打算用一根斧头杀我！ ...and now you try and kill me with a ax!
我没有抓你的女儿！你搞错了 I don't have your daughter! You're confused.
还有 这是一〝把〞斧头 And it's "an" axe.
我或许嗑药了 I'm stoned...
-但可没搞错 -嘿 - ...but I ain't confused. - Hey.
嘿！ Hey!
敢偷我的女儿！ You stole my little 'un!
在上床之前 我要先帮你刮毛 Before we make love, I wish to shave you.
我不需要 I don't need a shave.
晚安 狂欢罗 Evening, partygoers.
艾琳在哪？ Where's Erin?
我听不见 I don't hear you.
可恶 Bullshit.
提芬妮！ Tiffany!
好耶！ Yeah!
-提芬妮 -开始罗 脱吧！ - Tiffany! - Here we go, babe! Here we go!
妈妈没事吧？ Is Mommy okay?
她很好 我们现在就去接她 She's fine, honey. We're gonna pick her up now.
我们来玩牌 很好玩的 We'll play card games, have some fun!
她会生气的 她叫我… She won't like this. She told me--
我不管她说什么 你怎么能让她自己去？ I don't care what she told you! How could you let her go alone?
-我以为你在牢里 -我交保出狱了 - I thought you were in jail. - I made my bail.
-这混蛋是你老公？ -等一下 - This son of a bitch your--? - Hang on.
这是小费 你跳得不错 Here's your nickel. Nice dance.
请你离开好吗？ Would you please just get out of here?
你就是那个主持人吗？ Hey. Are you that guy from Price Is Right?
不是 No.
我是迪贝克议员 I'm Congressman David Dilbeck.
议员？ Congressman?
-是的 -真的假的？ - Yeah. - No shit?
我是偷轮椅的 Well, I steal wheelchairs...
我们算是一伙 ...so we got a lot in common.
我累了 我刚杀了个混蛋 I'm getting tired. I think I just killed a lying weasel.
你做了什么？ You did what?
用这个球杆打他 Beat him with this here club.
滚！不要来烦我们！ Well then, get out! And leave us alone!
我正要上这个美人 I'm about to mount this here beauty.
或许不会 Maybe not.
你说的是我老婆 You're talking about my wife.
现在该我们出去兜兜风 It's time for us to take a little drive.
麦康 Malcolm.
麦康！ Malcolm!
-快走 -好吧 - Move it, move it! - Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
-快点 -安静！ - Get on-- - Keep quiet!
-快挑一辆好车 -快点 - Pick a good one. Take it! - Hurry it up!
可恶 你看 Shit, look at this.
快救我 笨蛋 Help me, you assholes.
救命！ Help!
站住！停下来！ Stop! Stop!
这就是我支持枪枝管制的原因 因为枪枝会被误用 I voted against gun control. Weapons could end up in the wrong hands.
你闭嘴好吗？ Will you please shut up?
怎么了？ What?
-发动不了 -不会吧 - It doesn't start. - Come on, man.
我们有麻烦了 We are in trouble.
真该死 Oh, no!
全方位汽车配备 引擎电池
他的手看起来很糟 That fracture looks bad.
或许我们该去看医生 We ought to drop him off at the doctor.
-我们不让任何人下车 -我大姐帮我上了石膏 - We're not dropping anybody anywhere. - My sister Rita done up my arm.
是吗？我十分肯定家庭价值 Oh, really? I'm a great believer in family.
你有纸跟笔吗？ Do you have a pen and paper?
杀人跟我所想像的感觉不同 It didn't feel the way I thought, killing a man.
-杀人？ -感觉很糟 - Killing a man? - It felt terrible.
-我要你写点东西 -什么？ - I want you to write something. - What?
我要你给我安琪拉的监护权 I want you to give me custody of Angela.
不可能 No way.
你会为了今晚做的事坐牢 You're going to jail for what you did...
而我不会让孩子住在寄养家庭 ...and I will not have that child placed in a foster home.
所以只要简单地写 So please. A simple note.
〝我 达洛葛兰特〞 "I, Darrell Grant..."
我爱那个小鬼 I love that little 'un.
我知道 〝将监护权〞 I know you do. "...give full custody..."
-你知道？ -我知道 - You do? - Yes, I do.
这是为了她好 不要再让她冒险了 Let's do this for her. Let's not put her at risk anymore.
〝交给我太太艾琳葛兰特〞 "...to my wife, Erin Grant."
好吧 Okay.
这才乖 Good boy.
你的字好丑 You know, you write quite poorly.
你高中有毕业吗？ Are you a high-school graduate?
达洛 Darrell.
可恶！ Shit!
全都待在这里 Everybody just stay put, all right?
这女孩疯了 This girl is nuts.
贝拉葛雷 炼糖厂
医生说 My prostate doctor said...
我不能憋尿 ...that I have to urinate whenever possible.
去那里尿 去吧 Then go relieve yourself over there.
皮耶 看着他 Go. Pierre, just stay with him.
达洛？ Darrell?
达洛 好了 快醒醒 Darrell!Now wake up. Come on. Here
你得签字 You gotta sign this.
快醒醒 签字 签名字就好 Sign your name, that's all you gotta do...
在被逮捕前要先签好 ...before you get arrested.
快点签名 Now come on. Sign your name.
对 There you go.
〝达洛葛兰特〞 乖 "Darrell Grant." Good boy. Good.
没错 That's right.
我回来了！ I'm back!
不准再挑逗我 No more teasing.
终于 Oh, finally.
什么？ What?
你终于像个男人 Finally you take me like a man.
像个国会议员 Like a congressman.
我就知道你很在乎我 I knew you cared for me.
麦康不知道自己在说什么 Malcolm didn't know what he was talking about.
-占有我吧 -在这里？ - Now take me. - Here?
不 我有一个特别的地方 I've got a special spot picked out for us.
把收音机拿来好吗 甜心？ Get that music box for me, will you, honey?
-抱歉 老板… -闭嘴！笨蛋！ - Sorry, boss. It all happened-- - Shut up, you nitwit!
不用解释 一个舞娘会把我们搞垮 Don't explain. We got a goddamn stripper about to bring us all down.
我看起来如何？ How do I look?
还可以 Not bad.
-他怎么了？-我拿石头敲他的头 - What happened to him? - I hit him with a rock.
谁才是男人？ Who's the man?
你是 You're the man.
你是个强壮的男人 You are the man and oh, so strong.
-我们到了 -这里？ - Well, here we are. - Here?
你没有在一堆糖上做过吧？ You ever make it on a pile of sugar before?
没有 但我愿意试试 No, but I'm willing to try.
你将会尝到甜头 Well, you're in for a treat.
亲爱的 你也一样 You're in for a treat too, darling.
我来放音乐 Now you just let me put some music on...
你把裤子脱了 ...while you take off those pretty little pants.
你最好带上护目镜 You'd better put on some blast goggles.
因为这可是壮观的景色 Because you're in for an overwhelming sight.
可恶！呼叫支援！ Shit! Radio for help!
我要怎么说？迪贝克议员绑架女人？ What do I tell them? Congressman Dilbeck abducted a woman.
他们会赶来救那个变态 They'll shut off their radios and go help him.
只有我们了 警察与保镳 So we're it. A cop and a bouncer.
还有两个脱衣舞娘和小孩 我们无坚不摧 Plus two strippers and a kid. We're in great shape.
两下 And two.
为什么来这里 不在游艇上？ How come here? How come not that yacht?
我很注重隐私 不喜欢有人看 I'm kind of private. I don't like people watching.
我也是 我不喜欢变态的做法 Me neither. I don't like anything kinky.
我知道 你是真正的男子汉 I know you don't. You're a real man.
在杰利与撒德的律师被杀时 I knew it when poor Jerry was killed and Shad's lawyer.
我就知道大卫是男子汉 I said, "Davey's the real thing. An M-A-N man."
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有人想勒索我 我总得处理吧 ...you got to deal with it!
必须冷酷坚定 You got to be hard and firm.
你好会跳舞！ Whoo! And you can dance.
-嫁给我吧 -什么？ - Marry me. - What?
嫁给我 答应我 Marry me. Just say it.
-你已经结婚了 -我知道 - You are married. - I know.
我会马上离开老婆 But I'd leave my wife in a heartbeat.
她不在乎 反正她也不喜欢我 She wouldn't care. She doesn't like me anyhow.
这太突然了 我需要好好想想 Well, this is very sudden, and I have a lot to think about.
-我会令你骄傲 -我知道你会 - I'll make you proud of me. - I know you would.
就像杰利跟我说要勒索迪议员 It's like when Jerry said, "I'm gonna shake down Dilbeck."
我说〝你疯了吗？ And I said, "Are you crazy?
勒索一个真正的男子汉？〞 Blackmail a real man like that?"
我告诉麦康 〝做你该做的 I said to Malcolm, "Just do what you have to do...
做掉杰利 还有那个胖律师〞 ...to Jerry, that fat lawyer. Just do it!"
-快去做 -快去做 他就去了 - Just do it. - Just do it! And he did.
-他做了 不是吗？ -他当然做了 - Didn't he? - He sure did.
你这白痴！ You idiot!
-可恶 -麦康 你好吗？ - Shit. - Hi, Malcolm! How you doing?
为你介绍我的未婚妻 I'd like to introduce you to my fiancée.
艾琳葛兰特小姐 This is Miss Erin Grant.
抱歉 大卫 Sorry, Davey.
你们都得死 You both gotta go.
威利的命令 Willie's orders.
你疯了 You are sick.
-杀人后自杀 葛兰特小姐 -自杀？ - Murder-suicide, Miss Grant. - Suicide?
很精彩的故事吧？议员与脱衣舞娘 Hell of a story, isn't it? A congressman and a stripper.
对不起 你叫我什么？ Excuse me. What did you call me?
脱衣舞娘 A stripper.
是舞者 混蛋 Dancer, asshole.
乔治布希！ George Bush!
那才不是乔治布希 我看过布希 他一点都不像 That's not George Bush. That doesn't look anything like George Bush.
把枪丢掉 我数到三 Drop them. You got till three.
一 One.
-什么？你疯了吗？ -对 我疯了 - What are you, nuts? - Yeah, psycho.
有股强烈的杀人冲动 Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge.
还有揍人的意图 I have a kick-your-ass fetish.
二 Two.
老板？ Boss?
三 Three!
可恶！ Nico. Ah! Goddamn it!
各位晚安 Good evening, everyone.
邮差 邮差 Postman, postman
尽点力 Do your duty
送封信给大美女 Send this letter To an American beauty
你们被逮捕了 You're now under arrest.
由于数项罪名 For a variety of charges.
我需要咖啡 I need some coffee.
先从谋杀罪开始好了 Why don't we start with homicide.
危险
你别想逮捕任何人 You're not arresting anyone.
纯的 Black.
不加糖 No sugar.
我说不加糖 I said, no sugar.
你的头皮屑很严重 You know you have a serious dandruff problem.
小姐们！ Ladies!
妈妈！妈妈！ Mama! Mama!
宝贝！ Baby!
-你没事吧 妈咪？ -我很好 宝贝 - You okay, Mama? - I'm fine, baby.
现在知道为何会得肌腱炎了吧？ See how you could get tendinitis?
走吧 Come on, guys.
议员 你要召开记者会？ Congressman, you called a news conference?
老天爷 Holy shit!
谢谢 Thank you.
每个政治人物一生中 There comes a time in every public figure's career...
都有考虑前途的时候 ...when he has to think about his future.
这真是大错特错 You are making a tragic mistake here.
做掉杰利 还有那个胖律师 快去做 他就去了 --Jerry, fat lawyer. Just do it! And he did.
你这白痴！ You idiot!
你知道你这样做有多危险吗？ Do you have any idea how nuts this was?
妈妈？ Mama?
我们要走了 宝贝 We're going, baby.
谢谢你的帮忙 Thank you for all your help.
也谢谢你 Yeah, likewise.
保持联络 告诉我你决定做什么 Keep me posted on what you decide to do.
-我或许会去选议员 -是啊 现在空了一个位置 - Maybe I'll run for Congress. - There's gonna be a seat open now.
-后会有期 -好 保持联络 - I'll talk to you soon. - Yeah. Stay in touch.
你不该独自去的 You shouldn't have done this without me.
不会再发生了 It won't happen again.
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